Deterministic endpoints used to verify UptimeGlobe's own monitoring. Behaviour is a pure function of the clock — nothing here is stateful.
/always-200 — always healthy/always-500 — always failing/square-wave — 200 for 8m, 500 for 2m, repeating/slow?ms=N — responds after N ms (max 30000)/json — stable body for response assertions/redirect/:n — n hops, then 200/chain/login then /chain/me — multi-step with a real token/page and /page/step2 — known DOM for browser checks/mcp — minimal MCP server/version — this Worker's build